devious-buffoon:

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “the ten hells” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn’t even go onto him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard “power word:scrunch” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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a-wizard:

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

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Posted 7 months ago (originally a-wizard) + 48,272 notes

wind-never-mind:

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lobautumny:

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This problem is nothing new, but this specific example with these numbers puts it into a fucking brutal perspective.

To put these numbers a different way: A Taco Bell burrito that used to cost ~7 minutes and 20 seconds of minimum wage work now costs ~30 minutes and 30 seconds of minimum wage work.

You used to be able to work at Taco Bell anywhere in the country and make enough money in one hour to buy at least 8 burritos (maybe 9 if you’re a manager or something) and feed, like, 3-4 people a decently-filling meal. But now, the same amount of work at the same job will get you one meal for one person. And this change has happened over a mere 15 years.

Remember this whenever you see rich people demonize younger generations for our financial situations, when they call us irresponsible for not investing a ton of money in savings accounts.

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Posted 1 year ago (originally lobautumny) + 50,443 notes

headspace-hotel:

bettalbimarginata:

nat-20s:

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It’s not THE renaissance, it’s A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

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Posted 1 year ago (originally nat-20s) + 137,858 notes

unothief:

juicedoesthings:

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

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Posted 1 year ago (originally bgm05) + 183,344 notes

pancakeke:

Season 5, Episode 12 “Now Who’s the Dummy?”

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Posted 1 year ago (originally pancakeke) + 138,874 notes

springsteens:

1anonyymous1:

nobody is coming to save you. get up

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milknjuice:

boy go get me my pringle

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artsumori:

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super ulala

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Posted 1 year ago (originally artsumori) + 781 notes